isabela: i keep telling you, kitten, get a pair of proper boots. like mine!
merrill: i can’t, i just can’t. your boots go on forever, i’d get so lost in them. i’ve dropped marbles in them, they take an eternity to reach the bottom!
isabela: …that’s the reason I’ve been finding marbles in my boots?
rough day but uh here’s fenris with bull horns, he can hang out with the antlered morrigan i drew
You’re not alone, Link!
Saria’s the one friend who recognized Link and I love her for it ;-;
are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything
We have our new duck.
Okay but who else wants to see grey warden carver in inquisition I cant be the only one
i like imagining that the reason zev won’t be in inquisition is that he’s on vacation with the warden in antiva and is trying desperately to keep every source of “tear in the veil”-related news away from them
like tackling people who are about to talk about the situation in orlais or randomly punching couriers
literally having to use every assassin skill he’s ever learned to keep the warden from having to save the world again